The Gospel According to the Paragogic Nun (Pronounced "noon")
Sometimes nun happens
But only to the imperfect (well...sometimes to the perfect to)
The nun is a mystery
The nun is an ancient nun from eternity past
The Paragogic Nun and energic nun are of two distinct nuns but of one substance (well...maybe not)
The nun has many names (Paragogic Nun, Paragogicum Nun, energic nun, energicus nun, n ending)
Praise the Nun morning noon and night
You must accept that you are helpless without the nun
You must believe in the nun
The law of the nun sets you free from the law of night
The 10 commandments of the Paragogic Nun (Pronounced "noon")
And the Nun spoke these words
I am the paragogic nun who appears on Hebrew verbs.
You shall have no other nuns before me.
You shall not make for yourself a carved image or any likeness of anything that resembles the alphabet of any language that is in heaven above, or that is on earth under it, or that is in the water below.
You shall not bow down to other letters or serve them, for I, the paragogic nun, am a jealous nun, who visits the verbs in the 2fs, 2mp and even 3mp
You shall not take the name of the paragogic nun in vain, for the nun will not hold guiltless anyone who uses him vainly.
Remember the noontime and keep it holy. For twenty-three hours you may labor and do all your work, but the nun hour is a Sabbath to the paragogic nun
Honor the paragogic nun, that your exegesis may be fruitful in the language of the Hebrews
You shall not delete or ignore the nun - for that is murder
You shall not replace the nun - for that is adultery.
You shall not mistranslate the nun - for that is heresy.
You shall not give false testimony against the nun.
You shall not covet your neighbor's understanding of the paragogic nun .
Confused??
Confused? If so that is a good sign...it means you are still sane...unlike me. This is what happens when someone with a wierd sense
of humor studies one thing for too long. (Some deny that it is humor...and they may have a point)
There is absolutely no point to this - unlike other JoAnna-isms.
This random-ness came about as I was writing my thesis for the ThM. A whole whoping
63 pages on the paragogic nun - specifically how it functions in Psalms.
A truly very interesting study. But when a person with a wierd sense of humor studies one thing for too long...odd things happen.
Most of the above probably makes absolutely no sense to you
(except the very obvious and week puns on the word 'nun') That is unless you are one of the few people who find this page and actually know what the paragogic nun is.
For those of you looking for serious information about the nun....I'm sorry you read this. But, hey, you can ask me what you want about the paragogic nun and I bet I can tell you....after all I spent a whole year studying it.
For the rest of you - your lost and confused...and that's okay. It's funny to me.
And since this is the age of the internet, and everyone has a website...I can put what I want on the net for anyone to read and mock. That's my right as
an American.
